I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is a human. In order to conquer the human, I have to learn to think like a human. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's skin and crawl around for a few days. Who's the golfer’s ally? His friends. The harmless greenskeeper and the friendly caddy. A varmint will never quit - ever. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Messing with them is like zen, man. It's the reason we get up before the sun even shows its face. It's our game - a ruined fairway here, a twisted ankle there. All designed to get that silly groundskeeper into a strappy shirt at the funny farm. But the real moment - this is the good stuff, so listen close - is that one perfect dig. The one that sits hidden on the green, right next to the cup. You dig that hole juuuuuuust right, and that poor shmuck golfer never knows where his ball went.
It takes guts to dig that hole. Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. A varmint needs a good drink if he wants to play for keeps, and this is the one. We start with Tallow honey, of course, the Nektar of the gods. Add in a slice of Four Seasons lemon juice. We give the drink some loft with South Indian black tea, off the luckiest tea trees. Tell you what, my fellow varmint: with this drink cooling our furry brows, those stupid caddies in their dumb shack won't know what hit 'em.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former meadmaker, now, about to become the Mazer champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!!!
Packaging: 500 ml bottles, 1/6 BBL kegs
Avaliability: Limited release
Suggested Retail: $7.99 per bottle
Our new 10oz logo glassware has arrived. It's the perfect serving of our line of carbonated, session meads. Bars will love it's perfect pour size to control inventory. And they make a great addition to your home bar. How many pint glasses do you need anyway? How about something made just for mead, or your special bottles or rarities. They are a great size for bottle sharing. Only $6.50 each.
Carbonation: Very light. < 2 volumes
Packaging: 500ml bottles and 1/6BBL kegs.
Suggested Retail Price: $8.99
Availability: We're expecting to make this a year-round offering, but that will be dependent on the demand. It will slowly be released to all our markets starting March 25th, 2013.
Many years ago, a mysterious book was discovered by a group of friends in a Ferndale, MI basement. A translation of its contents revealed the recipe for an ancient beverage using mango juice, honey, and black pepper. What they didn't realize was that creating the beverage had dire consequences. Stricken by fear after its compleation, the friends tried to contain the terrifying forces into this very bottle. Once opened, however, no one can say for sure if it can be conquered. Defend your soul or join us...
B. Smart - B. S-MART
Description: Apple cider with honey and tart cherry juice. Lightly carbonated.
Alcohol: 6% ABV
Package: 500ml bottles (beer bottles with crown cap) and 1/6 barrel kegs.
Estimated Retail Price: $9.99 each
Awards: Gold Medal at the 2011 Mazer Cup International
Press: Recently featured in the Detroit Metro Times