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I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is a human. In order to conquer the human, I have to learn to think like a human. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's skin and crawl around for a few days. Who's the golfer’s ally? His friends. The harmless greenskeeper and the friendly caddy. A varmint will never quit - ever. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Messing with them is like zen, man. It's the reason we get up before the sun even shows its face. It's our game - a ruined fairway here, a twisted ankle there. All designed to get that silly groundskeeper into a strappy shirt at the funny farm. But the real moment - this is the good stuff, so listen close - is that one perfect dig. The one that sits hidden on the green, right next to the cup. You dig that hole juuuuuuust right, and that poor shmuck golfer never knows where his ball went.
It takes guts to dig that hole. Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts. A varmint needs a good drink if he wants to play for keeps, and this is the one. We start with Tallow honey, of course, the Nektar of the gods. Add in a slice of Four Seasons lemon juice. We give the drink some loft with South Indian black tea, off the luckiest tea trees. Tell you what, my fellow varmint: with this drink cooling our furry brows, those stupid caddies in their dumb shack won't know what hit 'em.
Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former meadmaker, now, about to become the Mazer champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!!!
Packaging: 500 ml bottles, 1/6 BBL kegs
Avaliability: Limited release
Suggested Retail: $7.99 per bottle
Our new 10oz logo glassware has arrived. It's the perfect serving of our line of carbonated, session meads. Bars will love it's perfect pour size to control inventory. And they make a great addition to your home bar. How many pint glasses do you need anyway? How about something made just for mead, or your special bottles or rarities. They are a great size for bottle sharing. Only $6.50 each.
After the epic release of our critically acclaimed Imperial Funky Monky, we followed up with a "small" version that is aptly named, Dwarf Invasion. The name was partly inspired by the song of the same name by the Common Denominators, an alter-ego of the band Reggie and the Full Effect. But the story was inspired by a mock alternative ending of the history of Detroit. In Detroit, there is a legend of the Detroit Dwarf, or as he's known in French, Le Nain Rouge. The dwarf would appear randomly throughout Detroit history and is thought to be a bad omen. But being the twisted minded people we are, we thought about how the story might be told from the perspective of the dwarf. And what if there wasn't just this lone dwarf, but thousands of them living in the area surrounding what we now know of as Detroit. What if the dwarfs had attacked?
The mead is inspired by a cherry lambic. We use Michigan wildflower honey as the base for this mead, and add tart Michigan Balaton cherry juice and then dry hop it with Styrian Golding hops. The taste is sweet, tart, acidic, with a mild bitterness from the hops. The aroma is pure heaven.
Approx 6% ABV
500ml bottles and 1/6 bbl kegs
Release Date: 10/18/2013
Join us on April 20th, from 12pm - 6pm (Rain or Shine) for our 1st annual Spring Mead Festival. A celebration of the coming warm weather, and all things mead. This year we'll be featuring live music, food trucks/carts, and plenty of beverages. We've doubled the size of our tent this year, and added 2 more outdoor bars to help keep the lines under control.
Also, we'll be releasing the new batch of bourbon barrel mead (with no bottle limit), now called
Episode 13 - B. Nektar Strikes Back
Episode 13: 17.5% ABV, 375ml bottle, $24.99 each
Location: B. Nektar Meadery OLD FACILITY - 1505 Jarvis, Ferndale, MI
Time: 12pm - 6pm
Draft Mead (served all day): Zombie Killer, Necromangocon, Evil Genius
Limited Release Draft Meads (we have 3 kegs of each): Blackberry Clove, Dry Hopped Zombie Killer, Dry Hopped Gewurztraminer Pyment w/ Grapefruit, Agave Lime, Hopped and Lagered Mead
Big and Still: Episode 13, Wildberry Pyment, Orange Blossom Mead, Miel de Garde
Carbonation: Very light. < 2 volumes
Packaging: 500ml bottles and 1/6BBL kegs.
Suggested Retail Price: $8.99
Availability: We're expecting to make this a year-round offering, but that will be dependent on the demand. It will slowly be released to all our markets starting March 25th, 2013.
Many years ago, a mysterious book was discovered by a group of friends in a Ferndale, MI basement. A translation of its contents revealed the recipe for an ancient beverage using mango juice, honey, and black pepper. What they didn't realize was that creating the beverage had dire consequences. Stricken by fear after its compleation, the friends tried to contain the terrifying forces into this very bottle. Once opened, however, no one can say for sure if it can be conquered. Defend your soul or join us...
B. Smart - B. S-MART
Available February 15th
The holidays are over, but it doesn't mean you can't still enjoy some delicious pie. Ours is made from fresh apple cider, honey, and pie spices. Perfect after dinner sipper. Buy a bottle, or enjoy it by the glass at the meadery while supplies last. A little under 10 gallons was made.
375ml bottle $19.99
4oz pour - $8
Label Description: In an obscure industrial lair resides the man known only as the evil Dr. I.P.A. Using his hadron colider, hidden deep underground, he has conducted his most remarkable experiment to-date. The result is a perfect balance of honey and hops. But there are side-effects... His lab rats can't get enough of the stuff. And soon, neither will you. Introducing the Evil Genius. The big bang is no longer a theory, it's your reality.
Product Facts: Made with raw Michigan wildflower honey and hops (Chinook, Cluster, Cascade). Lightly carbonated. 6% ABV
Serving Suggestions: Serve cold in a snifter or tulip glass.
Suggested Retail Price: $8.99 each
B. = MC2
Description: Apple cider with honey and tart cherry juice. Lightly carbonated.
Alcohol: 6% ABV
Package: 500ml bottles (beer bottles with crown cap) and 1/6 barrel kegs.
Estimated Retail Price: $9.99 each
Awards: Gold Medal at the 2011 Mazer Cup International
Press: Recently featured in the Detroit Metro Times